Three's Company (TV Series)

Jack Looks for a Job (1977)

Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : [Jack's wary about using a razor]  It's okay, I'll shave you, Jack.

  Jack Tripper : Are you kidding? What happens if you cut my ear off?

  Chrissy Snow : I'll say I'm sorry.

  Jack Tripper : Yeah, but I won't be able to hear you.

  Chrissy Snow : Don't worry! I know how to use it. I used it on my grandfather every day that he was ill.

  Janet Wood : Oh, you mean the one without a nose?

  Chrissy Snow : [plays along]  That's him.

• Janet Wood : You know we can't afford to eat all kinds of food every night.

  Chrissy Snow : Especially with one of us not working.

  Jack Tripper : Oh, you don't have to spare my feelings, Chrissy. Why don't you just come right out and say it? We all know which one of us is not working.

  Chrissy Snow : All right. You're the one that's not working.

  Jack Tripper : That hurt. You got a mean streak in you, Chrissy.

  Chrissy Snow : Well, you asked me to say...

  [shrugging gesture] 

  Jack Tripper : I have been looking through these want ads all day.

  Janet Wood : Oh, here, lemme look for a while.

  [takes newspaper from Jack] 

  Janet Wood : Well, there's a lot of part-time jobs listed here.

  Jack Tripper : Yeah, I know, but none I can fit in with my school hours.

  Janet Wood : Well, how about this one right here? "Young man wanted to sell encyclopedias, set your own hours, good commission."

  Jack Tripper : Yeah, I thought about that one, but it's not for me.

  Janet Wood : Why not?

  Jack Tripper : Well, I don't know. Selling door-to-door, and hearing all those women say no, I couldn't take all that rejection.

  Chrissy Snow : I don't see why not. You have enough practice here with us.

  [Jack head-butts her in the small of her back, she is annoyed by that] 

  Janet Wood : Oh, wait, here's another one. "Male models wanted, ten dollars an hour. Must be tall, young and good-looking."

  Jack Tripper : [pretends to be shy]  No, they wouldn't want me.

  Janet Wood : Why not? You're tall.

  Jack Tripper : Yeah..

  Chrissy Snow : And young.

  Jack Tripper : Yeah...

  [big conceited smile, then waits for the rest, but it's not forthcoming] 

  Jack Tripper : And?

  Janet Wood : Maybe they won't notice.