- Chrissy Snow: You know, Jack did the right thing. Fighting's uncivilized.
- Janet Wood: Yeah!
- Chrissy Snow: You know, if women ran the world, there'd be none of these stupid wars.
- Stanley Roper: Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death.
- Janet Wood: Well, Old Watchdog Jack was supposed to be back here an hour ago to help.
- Jack Tripper: I know, I would have been., but as I was coming home I saw a bicycle in front of me with a girl on it.
- Chrissy Snow: Ah-ha...
- Jack Tripper: That "ah-ha" was uncalled for. The only reason I noticed her at all was because her seat was jiggling all over the place.
- Chrissy Snow: [laughs] So, naturally, you had to follow her, right?
- Jack Tripper: Well, sure, I was worried about her. A loose seat can be very dangerous.
- [Chrissy nods]
- Janet Wood: Especially with you behind it.
- Janet Wood: Hey, how come we get the Sunday paper delivered? We don't have a subscription.
- Chrissy Snow: Oh, I don't know, I heard it land on the front balcony this morning, so I went out and got it. Ah, you know, that paper boy was so thoughtful, he waited for me to bend over and pick it up before he rode away.