- Arthur Ramsey: I don't know if I can go back to Earth girls.
- Lucas Pegg: Wow.
- Arthur Ramsey: Except the only bad part of it is I got this rash in the shape of a fractal pattern...
- [starts to unzip pants]
- Lucas Pegg: Oh, unbelievable. Just go away from me. Now.
- Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Nude dancing, no cover.
- Arthur Ramsey: What? You've been there?
- Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: Sure... on amateur nights. I go pick up a little cash on the side.
- Arthur Ramsey: Really?
- Dr. Molly Anne Caffrey: You know, for a genius, you're really not very smart.
- [first lines]
- Arthur Ramsey: Oh!
- [heartily laughs]
- Arthur Ramsey: Vous et belle, ma bien ami.
- Emily Biggs: Mmm... French?
- Arthur Ramsey: Normandy dialect.
- Arthur Ramsey: [Answering the door after their sex has been interrupted] Must be one of Caffrey's goons.
- Prostitute: Caffrey? Is that your wife?
- Arthur Ramsey: Hah! She wishes!