Niecy Nash: Clerk

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• Clerk : [airport receptionist]  I'll need your address in New York. When we relocate your bag, we'll have it delivered.

  Sarah Reeves Merrin : That's your policy? You lose my bag, and you want me to head on into New York equipped with absolutely nothing?

  Clerk : Of course not.

  [hands her a packet] 

  Clerk : Your complimentary toiletry kit.

  [Sarah looks at her in incredulous dismay]