- Babs Bunny: [as Elmer Presley, singing] Every time I go hunting, try to catch a bunny, my gun expwodes and it really isn't funny.
- The Principal: This is the 3rd time you've been sent to my office this week.
- Babs Bunny: [sobs] Please! You gotta believe me! I was framed!
- The Principal: Cut the histrionics, Babs, it won't work this time.
- Babs Bunny: [snaps her fingers] Darn.
- Babs Bunny: [as Joan Rivers] It's true! I heard Professor Fudd got into a fight once and was actually knocked CONSCIOUS!
- Hamton J. Pig: Professor Fudd told us all to be quiet. Don't you think we - ?
- Babs Bunny: [as Joan Rivers] Oh, please! Every time opportunity knocks, the pig here complains about the noise! It's true!
- Babs Bunny: Boy I've learned my lesson, from now on self control is my middle name.
- Plucky Duck: I thought it was Ann.
- Gogo Dodo: I'm Gogo Dodo and that's all you need to know-o.
- Babs Bunny: Well Gogo, I'd like to know-o, why were you screaming at me?
- Gogo Dodo: Seemed like the wrong thing to do at the time.
- Babs Bunny: [heading to the principal's office, as James Cagney] Nyah, this is it, see? I'm getting sent to the big house and there ain't nothing I can do about it, see? Nyah, you're not taking me alive, see?
- Babs Bunny: [Gogo's sitting by a stream fishing with the fishing line up in the air] Hey Gogo, what're
- Gogo Dodo: [hooks a fly onto his string and pulls it down] I just love fly fishing.