Quotes
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Tommy Shafter : Well, it's Amy. Someone's turning into a woman!
Amy : Yeah. And I'm looking at her.
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[Tommy is lying on Titus's porch]
Ken Titus : There's a huge pile of gay on your front porch.
Tommy Shafter : [from the porch] I'm not gay!
Ken Titus : Yeah, tell it to your shirt!
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Tommy Shafter : What's that behind your ear? It's a nickel!
[produces a nickel]
Amy : What's that behind your ear?
[slaps Tommy in the face]
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Amy : You people are pathetic, ya know, do the world a favor and don't have kids. I'm outta here, losers!
[turns to face Tommy]
Tommy Shafter : Hi!
[zaps Amy with her taser]
Tommy Shafter : And the nickel wasn't really behind your ear!
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Tommy Shafter : It's Amy! Well, well someone's turning into a woman.
Amy Fitzpatrick : Yeah, and I'm looking at her!
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Tommy Shafter : Amy look, my thumb came off.
Amy : [zaps Tommy with a taser]