Quotes
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[first lines]
Christopher Titus : All parents suck. There's not a good one out there. Not one. You people watching right now... if you were good parents you would turn this television off, you would grab a book, and you would read to you children.
[waits]
Christopher Titus : See, couldn't do it, could ya.
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[last lines]
Christopher Titus : All parents suck. And there's not a good one out there. Not one. Except my dad. He's got a special way with children.
[watches flashback]
Christopher Titus : Some kids learn faster than others.