Quotes
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[Spending Christmas at a houseboat, the gang plays a trick on Ken, but he forgives them]
Erin Fitzpatrick : That was nice of your father to let us stay behind on the houseboat...
[They turn and see the boat is sinking...]
Christopher Titus : I knew it, I knew it!
[Everybody panics]
Dave Titus : I'm not supposed to swim for another half-hour!
Amy Fitzpatrick : What do you guys do for Easter, kill rabbits?
Christopher Titus : It's OK, it's OK, and now, I am very relieved!
[He takes a seat and starts bawling "Oh Christmas Tree," while the tree in question catches fire]
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[first lines]
Christopher Titus : Christmas is a time for joy, love and peace. And a giant spike in the suicide rate. My father had all the christmas joy sucked out of him by his cruel, vindictive mother because his drunken partying father sucked all the christmas joy out of her. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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[last lines]
Christopher Titus : Christmas is a time for joy, love and peace. And frothing hot vengeance that will never cease. So no matter the volume of fussing you fuss or the wide angry streams of cussing you cuss, your fate is sealed when in mussing you muss with the nastiest of nasties, the Kenge. Well, Ken Titus.
