Titus (TV Series)

Racing in the Streets (2001)

Emilio Rivera: Castro

Quotes 

• Ken Titus : What's the hurry. Your 15 kids will still be waiting for you when you get home!

  Castro : [sarcastic]  Si, señor. But I have to go feed the donkey. Put on a big sombrero and go sleep underneath a tree. You racist Irish drunk.

  Ken Titus : That's my kind of Mexican!

• Christopher Titus : [after being called whitey]  Okay, we're on for a thousand. Assuming I'm whitey.

  Dave : But I thought I was whitey!

  Christopher Titus : [slapping Dave's head]  Dave!

  Castro : Oh, you're definitely whitey, ese.

  David : I thought I was ese!

  Castro : [slapping David's head]  David!