Titus (TV Series)
Red Asphalt (2000)
David Shatraw: Tommy Shafter
Quotes
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[thinking they're going to die, voicing their regrets in life]
Tommy Shafter : I never got to sleep with Erin.
Christopher Titus : What?
Tommy Shafter : I have thoughts.
Christopher Titus : Should have taken that one to the grave! And I am SO telling your waitress!
Tommy Shafter : Oh, who cares? By now she thinks I'm a hermaphroditic drag queen in a bunny suit.
Erin Fitzpatrick : I never got to see Ireland.
Christopher Titus : Honey, you never got to see San Diego.
Erin Fitzpatrick : [dryly] That helps.
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Tommy Shafter : Dave, look! A cow.
Dave Scouvel : That doesn't work every time.
[Dave quickly looks out the car window]