Titus (TV Series)

Same Courtesy (2002)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : Dad thinks vengeance is the coolest thing about the Lord. That, and turning water into alcohol.

• Christopher Titus : Sisters ruin everything. It's in their job description.

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Vengeance, is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the daisies. But, you need something really bad to take vengeance for. Like, your girl friend hogs the chocolate milk. No. But, your girl friend drags you into therapy and lets your family secretly watch while you weep, well, I think even the daisies want to kick a little girl friend ass. And, the worst part about it, is that she apologised. Gave me a back rub and we had the best sex we ever had. What kind of manipulative crap is that ?

• [last lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Vengeance, is good. You give it, you get it. It's all part of what makes us human. So thank god for vengeance. Otherwise, the human race might as well just roll over and let another species for a while. I think it will be the cats. Watch 'em. They're cooking up something.