- In a very un-Christmas-y Christmas Special, Titus tries to hide from Erin the reason he's attending the funeral of an ex-girlfriend.
- Titua goes to the funeral of a former girlfriend and doesn't tell Erin about it. But Dave tells her and brings her there that's when Titus tries to explain what she was to him. But she discovers that he's not being completely honest with her. So he tries to explain to her why.—rcs0411@yahoo.com
- Christopher attends the funeral of his first girlfriend, Noelle (Danielle Weeks). Ryan is Noelle's brother. Titus recollects that he has dated many crazy women in his past. One who cheated on him, one who cut his hair when he was asleep, one who worshiped Satan with a beheaded chicken. Tommy lived next to Noelle for 12 years but Ryan has no recollection of him. Titus is angry when he finds that Dave invited Erin to the funeral.
Things get sticky when Erin discovers that Titus had another love before her. Titus had not told Erin about Noelle and she taunts him with her many (many) past lovers. Titus surrenders and apologizes. He says that he went out with Noelle a few times, but the wake displayed a close picture of Titus and Noelle together. Titus admits that he lived with Noelle for 1.5 years and dated her for 2 years. Titus says that Noelle meant nothing to him and wants to leave. That's when Ryan hands over a letter that Noelle had written for Titus before she died. Titus tears the letter in front of Erin. From the looks of it, Noelle and Titus were deeply in love and Noelle was very possessive of Titus. Erin wants to know what happened.
To get Erin to leave, Titus says that Noelle was the love of his life and while leaving her he knew he would always have to settle for someone less. Erin leaves in disgust. Turns out Titus was the victim of domestic abuse at the hands of Noelle. He didn't want to sully her memory and hence told a lie to Erin. Erin comes back to learn more about the girl Titus loves so much. She wants to know what made Titus love Noelle and also to find if Titus can ever love Erin, as much as he loved Noelle.
Titus admits the truth to Erin. He describes how Titus had to hide his bruises after being physically abused by Noelle. Ken used to help Titus. Erin is relieved. Tommy and Dave also find out that Noelle used to beat Titus up.
Titus also admits that he never left Noelle as the sex was great!! Every time he tried to call the cops on her, Noelle would come and stand naked in from of it. The bigger the fight, the better the sex. Erin points out that Titus saw his own mom in Noelle and hence was attracted to her. Titus's mother Juanita was also a violent, manic depressive and much like Noelle. Titus refuses to see the similarities between Noelle and Juanita. Erin says that Titus could not fix his mother, so he tried to fix Noelle. He is at the funeral to forgive Noelle, as he always forgave his mother.
Erin encourages Titus to say his prayers to Noelle. Titus kneels and forgives Noelle, but then his real feelings surface and he ends up yelling at her corpse, in front of her entire family and berated her for abusing her for those years they were together Erin yanks him away and out of the wake.
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