Titus (TV Series)
The Reconciliation (2000)
Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus
Quotes
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Christopher Titus (age 5) : Who the Hell is Bill?
Christopher Titus : Watch your mouth!
[pauses]
Christopher Titus : Who the
[obsenity censored]
Christopher Titus : is Bill?
10 Yr Old Titus : Hey, you watch your mouth!
Christopher Titus : Sorry.
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[last lines]
Christopher Titus : My parents got divorced 'cause that's the way it's supposed to be and they're never going to get back together, again.
5-Year Old Titus : Let's get rid of Bill.
Christopher Titus : Oh, man, you are so smart. Come here.
[lifts himself up to the light switch but pulls him away]
5-Year Old Titus : Come on, Titus!
Christopher Titus : Oh. All right, Titus.
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Christopher Titus : Thanks for coming, Bill, and punching my dad. I mean, I'd ask you to stay for dessert, but I know my dad, and he's going to make you punch him again.
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[first lines]
Christopher Titus : My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a father / son games. Pin the blame on me, rock, paper, get me another beer, casino night.
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[Christopher has invited Juanita to dinner, and is trying to usher Ken out of the house]
Ken Titus : Hey, hey! It'll take the hounds of hell to get me to leave this house!
Erin Fitzpatrick : [to Christopher] Can I see you in the kitchen?
Christopher Titus : After I get the hounds of hell.
Erin Fitzpatrick : [pulling Christopher away from Ken] They're in the kitchen.
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[Ken refuses to leave Titus' house unless Juanita does]
Christopher Titus : Dad, stay go, whatever. Mom, go eat. Dave, stop eating. Erin... keep looking good.
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[Ken has suggested Christopher choose which parent he wants in his life]
Christopher Titus : Why would I choose either of you? Dad, growing up with you was hell.
Ken Titus : Since when?
Christopher Titus : Ages two through now! I mean, high school was just wrapping up, I was getting my life together, and you made me quit the football team.
Ken Titus : Hey, I didn't want you to be one of those guys who fifteen years after high school was still telling stories about his life.
[cut to neutral space]
Christopher Titus : [indicating the room] He doesn't know about this.
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[in the neutral space]
5-Year Old Titus : Who the hell is Bill ?
Christopher Titus : Hey, watch your mouth. But who the
[beep]
Christopher Titus : is Bill ?
10-Year Old Titus : Hey, you watch *your* mouth.
5-Year Old Titus : Yeah.
Christopher Titus : Sorry.