Quotes
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Christopher Titus : I wish everybody had a mom like mine.
Prosecutor : [incredulous] A mother who kills people?
Christopher Titus : Person. She killed *one* person. You make it sound like a hobby!
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[about Juanita killing her husband at Titus and Erin's wedding]
Erin Fitzpatrick : It was not an execution. My boyfriend and his brother tied Bill up and Juanita shot him.
Prosecutor : That sounds like an execution to me.
Erin Fitzpatrick : It was *not* an execution.
[pause]
Erin Fitzpatrick : Execution *style*, maybe.
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Prosecutor : Mr. Shafter, I understand you filmed the killing?
Tommy Shafter : No, that's incorrect.
[the prosecutor holds up a video tape]
Tommy Shafter : I videotaped the killing. In a film "style."