- Titus' mother shoots her boyfriend at Titus and Erin's wedding.
- Titus is figuring out seating arrangement at the church for his and Erin's wedding. Ken cannot sit next to anybody. Erin's mother and father have to sit separately. Amy cannot sit next to Dave. Michael has to sit with the cops, who will accompany him to the church. Titus's sister Shannon and her husband have to sit in the front row. The service has to be short, 5 minutes tops to accommodate all the restrictions.
It is 5 days to the wedding. Erin and Titus are at the church to prepare for their wedding. The priest says that he will take at least an hour to perform the ceremony. Christopher and Erin spontaneously decide to get married to avoid having to deal with their dysfunctional families. Erin already has her vows, but Titus says he has his own vows memorized. Erin and Titus are fretting over how to get their families together without a major scuffle during the wedding and decide that they do not want their families to have any part in it at all.
Tommy brings Erin's dress and is also filming the ceremony. But Tommy blows their cover when he asks Dave to pick up Titus's tuxedo. Turns out Tommy told everyone. Ken is the first to turn up. Titus considers Ken bad luck at weddings, due to his high divorce rate. Erin's father and mother Nora are next in. Soon, everybody is in and the church is full.
Just as Erin is about to walk down the aisle, Juanita walks in with Bill. Bill calls Juanita insane. Tommy had left Juanita a message and she came. Titus did not want her at his wedding. Bill wants to analyze Titus as to why he did not invite his own mother to his wedding. While Titus is saying his vows to Erin, Bill and Juanita start fighting in the aisle. Titus locks them in the back room in the church. A few minutes later he sees Bill slapping Juanita.
Titus and Dave tie Bill to a chair and put Juanita in the next room. Titus tries to complete the ceremony but is constantly interrupted when Bill manages to grab Dave between his legs, even though he is tied to the chair. Ken walks in and so does the priest. Both Ken and the Priest want to hit Bill after they find that Bill hit a woman inside a church. The Priest wants to torture Bill with chicken wire and a blow torch. That's when Juanita walks in. They all tell Juanita that she needs to leave Bill as she deserves to be happy too and that it's not her fault (contrary to what Bill's been telling her). Bill says that Juanita is sick and she makes the violence happen through her actions. Erin calls Titus back to complete the ceremony, so everybody leaves leaving Juanita and Bill behind. Erin and Titus get back to their wedding when they hear a shot from the back room. Juanita shoots Bill with her handgun, and is extremely calm about it.
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