Titus (TV Series)

Tommy's Crush (2002)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Blood... does not make you family. In fact, blood just links your DNA to the scene of their crime. A real brother is a guy you can pin down and dangle a two ounce loogie that far over his face. So, that at the very last second, you suck it back in. Or you don't. That's what makes family. Phlegm.

• [last lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Blood doesn't make you family. Hell, an only child can bleed. It's the sharing of pain that makes you family. 'Cause, you can't really love a brother or sister until you know that they're as scarred and broken as you are. And, hey, if you grow up with a father like mine and you aren't at least a little scarred and broken, well then, that's not your father. You were spawned by an entirely different guy.

• Christopher Titus : Dad, what are we, German-Irish?

  Ken Titus : White. That's all that matters.

  Erin Fitzpatrick : Papa Titus!

  Ken Titus : In society's eyes, I'm saying!

• Dave Scouvel : [writing]  What's French for "Ziggy"?

  Christopher Titus : Dave!

  Dave Scouvel : "Dave".

  [writes it down] 

• Stefan : If you want to have this baby, let's discuss it.

  Shannon : Didn't Christopher tell you ? I lost the baby. I had a mis-carriage.

  Stefan : Oh thank God !

  Shannon : [looking up]  What ?

  Stefan : I am so full of happy.

  Christopher Titus : [walking in]  What ? She just lost a baby.

  Stefan : I understand. Good things happen to good people.

  Tommy Shafter : [walking in]  What ?

  Stefan : Yes, yes. Now I can still have my career and we don't have to discuss getting rid of the baby.

  Erin Fitzpatrick : [walking in]  What ? You, you are just a big... swedish... meatball.

  Dave Scouvel : [walking in]  What ?