- The Kitchen Fitter: That's a bread cupboard, ma'am. We're in Europe now, aren't we?
- Audrey: You may be. But I intend to stay here.
- DeVere: [tightly clasping a ancient vase] What the devil's Marjory doing with my Egyptian vase?
- Mrs. Polouvicka: Well, she asked me if we had any old jugs she could use in her play.
- Marjory: [talking about the Egyptian vase] Well if I'd have known what it was, I'd never have let Cleopatra hurl it at the third Eunuch.