Christian Tessier: Megabyte

Quotes 

• Megabyte : It's all right. He's my dad.

  Jade : Him? H... Your dad!

  Megabyte : Yeah, my dad, my old man, my pops -- take your pick. He won't bite.

• Megabyte : Oh, you just don't appreciate good music when you hear it!

  Adam : Yeah, I do! That's why I want you to turn it down!

• Adam : [to Jade]  Hey, look, you better get inside. Your mom will be tearing her hair out.

  Megabyte : Yeah, and there's nothing worse than a bald mom.

• [it's movie night at Megabyte's house] 

  Megabyte : Here, watch this one next.

  Adam : What is it?

  [reading] 

  Adam : Attack of the Killer Cucumbers. It's very subtle, Megabyte.

  Megabyte : Who need subtle when you got a sixty-foot gherkin climbin' its way up the Eiffel Tower?