- Monica: Megan, when you cry, God cries with you. But He can't wipe away your tears unless you let Him.
- Tess: Adam, I got a job for you.
- [Stands up and shows Adam a turkey wandering nearby]
- Tess: See that turkey over there?
- Adam: Alexander?
- Tess: What did I tell you; don't go getting sentimental on me. That's Thanksgiving dinner walking away right there.
- Adam: [realizes Tess wants him to kill the bird since he's the Angel of Death] Oh, nooo...
- Tess: Send him to his Reward and do it quickly.
- Adam: Come on, Tess, not me...
- Tess: Who else? If anyone should know when his time is up, it's you.
- Adam: A friend dropped me off. But, uh, tell you what; I have had experience with, uh, things that cease to function, so, I could take a look at your cars for you.
- Monica: We thank you, Lord, for this Thanksgiving meal. And we thank You for all the gifts that we take for grated every day. For pumpkins, and llamas. For stars, and for snow.
- Monica: The only thing I know is that the kind of love worth waiting for you won't have to lie for, or steal, or keep it - hidden in a box to visit on weekends.
- Tess: [to Adam of Jack] Get him to tell you his theory on the Male Syndrome Death thing. Might be an education for you.