- Tess: You've had quite a nap.
- Steve Bell: Yeah, I guess so. Although, there haven't been any breakthroughs in hospital food while I've been gone.
- Tess: Uh, this is Monica; she's your physical therepist.
- Steve Bell: Look, everything seems to be workin' fine.
- Tess: Well, I'm sure it is. But you haven't walked or run or lifted, or moved at all, for five years. And so your muscles are gonna have to be retrained. That's where Monica comes in.
- Monica: Yes, I'll be, um... physically therepizing you.
- Steve Bell: So, what is it I've missed in the world?
- Jesse Bell: Let's see. Was the Berlin Wall still there?
- Steve Bell: There's no more Berlin Wall?
- Jesse Bell: Yeah, they tore it down, and, uh, now they're selling parts of it in Bloomingdale's.
- Steve Bell: They're selling the Berlin Wall in Bloomingdale's?
- Jesse Bell: Yeah. Oh, and remember the soldiers in Kuwait?
- Steve Bell: Yeah.
- Jesse Bell: They're gone.
- Steve Bell: Good.
- Jesse Bell: But they're in Bosnia now.
- Steve Bell: Oh... What's Bosnia?
- Jesse Bell: Oh, and, uh, Dad? I've got really bad news about O.J. Simpson.
- Steve Bell: Feelin' good, I'll be doin' the lambada in no time.
- Monica: [Chuckles] I don't think they do that anymore.
- Steve Bell: Where'd you come from?
- Monica: Well, I figured you'd come here and my cab was faster than your cab.
- Monica: I know this'll be hard for you to believe, but - I'm an angel.
- Steve Bell: Right, and I got the Easter Bunny in the back seat.
- Monica: It's true.
- Steve Bell: Prove it; make the, windshield wipers go on.
- Monica: We're not fairies; we don't grant wishes. But it's always good to check your wipers.
- Tess: Now you keep up with your walking; if I find out you that haven't Doctor Tess is gonna come and run you ragged. Don't make me put on my Air Jordans.
- Tess: I haven't seen you this down since the time the cappuccino machine broke... That was a joke, by the way.
- Al: Oh, excuse me, if God can forgive you, who are you not to forgive yourself? You think you're greater than God?