Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

Conky (2004)

Mike Smith: Bubbles

Quotes 

• Conky : You're not gonna listen to Ricky, are you, Bubbles? You're a lot smarter than he is.

  Bubbles : Conky, don't start.

  Conky : Well, well, well, what do we have here? Jim Lahey's car is at the vet.

  Bubbles : What's Lahey doing here?

  Conky : Why don't you go find out, Bubbles, or are you too scared?

  Bubbles : Conky, you'd better fuck off, I'm telling you.

  Conky : Fuck off? You just remember I call the shots here, Bubbles. You got it?

  Bubbles : Yes, Conky.

  Conky : Good.

• Conky : [after Julian stops Ricky from shooting him]  Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used... Patrick Swayze.

  Julian : That's not funny, bubbles.

  Conky : [singing]  Ohh, my Julian, my handsome Julian, Patrick Swayze, you were so fucking sexy in Roadhouse, and fucking Dirty Dancing.

  [He gets shot by Julian] 

  Bubbles : [surprised]  Oh my god! Julian, what happened?

  Julian : I'm sorry, buddy. You were going crazy on us, man.

• Bubbles : Remember that time I was trying to make a model and I accidentally glued the wing of a B-52 bomber to my bird? For three days, I had a wing glued to my bird!

• Sarah : Lahey was having your cats spayed. Not put to sleep. Come on Bubbles, you know him better than that.

  Bubbles : Oh my God boys, what have we done to Lahey and Randy?

  Ricky : [Short pause]  Fuck em.

• Bubbles : Ricky, get your darts out!

  [Ricky holds up a pack of cigarettes. Bubbles points at the multiple tranquilizer darts sticking out of him] 

  Bubbles : No not those darts, these darts!