Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)
Conky (2004)
Robb Wells: Ricky
Quotes
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Conky : Why don't you just shoot off your gun some more, very recklessly like? Idiot!
Ricky : Did you just call me an idiot, Conky? Huh?
Conky : Maybe I did... Reveen.
Ricky : Alright, "Reveen" is taking it a little too far, alright, you little fucker?
Conky : [singing] He's the fucking man they call...
Julian : Don't say it, Bubbles.
Conky : [singing] Reveeeeeeen.
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Julian : In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.
Ricky : What a little asshole.
Julian : He took the doll with him everywhere. It was kind of like his confidante.
Ricky : His what?
Julian : Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away, because it fucked Bubbles' mind up big time.
Ricky : Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was trying to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
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Ricky : [Flipping off receptionist with both hands] This is called the double whammy, which I only bring out for special occasions.
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Ricky : [Looking for where he threw Conky in the swamp] I don't know where it was. It was grade six. I was drunk.
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Ricky : Holy fuck, purple squirrels!
[Shoots gun wildly]
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Ricky : [Bubbles is inside the vet's office, attacking Randy, while Ricky watches from outside. He has accidentally glued a rag to his nose with contect cement]
Ricky : What the fuck?... Julian, it must be the fumes. I'm hallucinating, man. It looks like Bubbles has wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard.
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Ricky : Then these two idiots showed up here, drunk as fuck, starting shit, mumbling something about shit-wolves, then they pissed themselves and passed out. I don't fucking know, they're fucked. You know that.