- Max: [reading his review] "Mr. Lee's Chinese Cuisine: If you love your Pekingese, don't ask for a doggie-bag"? Is Mr. Lee's really *that* bad?
- Harry Folger: I wouldn't know. I've never had the displeasure of dining there.
- Harry Folger: In the arena of restaurant criticism, there is only "excellent" and "poor". There's no such thing as "fair".