- Jumpsuit Guy: You're gonna finish the robbery, you and Luke will get caught by the cops and go to jail and there's nothing you can do about it.
- Gabe O'Brien: Why?
- Jumpsuit Guy: Because that's how it's been written.
- Gabe O'Brien: Written? By who?
- Jumpsuit Guy: By the writer.
- Gabe O'Brien: Writer? What writer?
- Jumpsuit Guy: The one who writes your life. Who else?
- Himself - Host: [opening narration] William Shakespeare once wrote that the fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves. However, Gabe O'Brien, a man who just can't get a break is about to learn the fault may actually lie somewhere else.
- Himself - Host: [closing narration] Shakespeare observed that all the world's a stage, its men and women merely players. But Gabe O'Brien proved that sometimes you can grab the pen from the poet and write your own story. A lesson learned in the Twilight Zone.