- Carrie Moore: Wait, it's too early, we can't go yet.
- Matt Burke: Why not?
- Carrie Moore: Kevin gave me this self-righteous speech about how I shouldn't date you. If we go home now, he'll know he was right.
- Matt Burke: I got the exact same speech. That's why I asked you out.
- Carrie Moore: You mean the only reason we're both here is to show up Kevin?
- Matt Burke: That's why I'm here. That and because "JAG" is a re-run tonight.
- [frustrated with Jared's disinterest in their marriage project and finally speaking up]
- Ashley Burke: Tell you what: let me put that on "Pause" for a second.
- [takes away Jared's Game Boy and throws it aside]
- Jared: Hey!
- Ashley Burke: Hey nothing! Now listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! This marriage is failing because we're not communicating!
- Jared: [stands up] Hey, you can't -
- Ashley Burke: Sit down!
- [pushes him back into the chair]
- Ashley Burke: I am *not* through communicating! We are going to make this marriage work, or I am going to hurt you!
- Jared: [giving in] Okay, okay.
- Ashley Burke: [calmly but firmly] Now we have $800 left and we are going to decide *together* what to do with it.
- [settles down to work]
- Jared: [comes to sit beside her] You know, Ashley... you're kinda sexy when you get all mad. Wanna go see a movie sometime?
- Ashley Burke: [looks at him incredulously] Oh save it, mister. Let's get through this marriage and *then* we can talk about dating.