- Tiffany Malloy: It's an expensive new perfume from France. As we all know, the French are perfume experts 'cause they gotta cover up their Continental stench.
- Ryan Malloy: [asked by Barry what the disgusting odour emanating from is] Ah, my new Mickey Rourke cologne. It's called Obscurity.
- Ryan Malloy: [as Sable enters school cafeteria] Ah. My little ice cube. What do you say, I spring for a movie, and you pay me back with some sex?
- Sable O'Brien: I don't wanna go to a movie with you.
- Ryan Malloy: Okay. Well then, how about if I just give you seven-fifty?
- Sable O'Brien: [succinctly] Ryan, I don't wanna go out with you.
- Ryan Malloy: [hurt] You said you'd go to the dance with me.
- Sable O'Brien: I thought it was a joke.
- Ryan Malloy: Well, it wasn't a joke.
- Sable O'Brien: Oh, how can I make it up to you?
- [playfully holds him against her décolletage]
- Ryan Malloy: [happily] Oh, this is a start. I could live here.
- Sable O'Brien: You couldn't afford the rent!
- handsome boy in class: Sable! I just got a new Mercedes!
- [waves ignition key about, and Sable drops Ryan like he's a hot potato]
- Amber Moss: [as dejected reject Ryan slumps down at the table] It's your own fault for shooting so high. I mean, you should ask someone that you have a chance with.
- Ryan Malloy: Would you like to go to the dance with me?
- Amber Moss: [to Barry] Oh, my God! He thinks he has a chance with me!
- [weeps bitterly as Barry consoles her]
- Ryan Malloy: [reproached by Barry for being uncaring] I'm a male heterosexual high school student. Of course I have no feelings!