Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy

Quotes 

• Mr. Floppy : Where are the babes of broadcasting? Put Kate Moss on the news!

  [imitates likely scenario:] 

  Mr. Floppy : "Millions of people go hungry in Africa. What's their secret?"

  [cutely cocks head] 

• Mr. Floppy : You're an inspiration, Jack. No wonder every kid in the neighborhood asks *you* to buy his beer.

• Mr. Floppy : [newsreader on TV]  Flash! The Martians have landed! World about to end! But first, how Buffy the Vampire Slayer stays in shape!

  [leans forward] 

  Mr. Floppy : Red-hot bunny loving! *Grrr!*

• [last lines] 

  Mr. Floppy : [reading fan mail]  "Dear Mr. Floppy, me and my friends enjoy your show, but please settle an argument. Are you a bear, a dog, or just old socks badly sown together? Barry Lovejoy, Valmont, Texas." I'm glad you asked that question. I'm *all* bunny! Just ask my girlfriend. I can be anything you want. I can be tender, or I can be rough and tough. But only if you're over eighteen or have your parents' credit card number. *Grrr-woof!*