Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : That's Barbara Caulfield. She's in one of my classes. She used to be a - a bigwig at a TV network. She used to be in charge of picking all the new shows, but she was replaced by a dart-throwing monkey.

  Jack Malloy : Yeah, any woman that can climb that high up the corporate ladder must be a wonder in the sack! Introduce me, come on!

• Mr. Floppy : [awoke with a start]  What's the matter? What's the matter? Is your husband home? Oh, it's you, Jack.

  Jack Malloy : Take a look at this.

  [holds Polaroid snap in front of Floppy] 

  Jack Malloy : *This* put her foot in my lap!

  Mr. Floppy : Jack! Don't bring the picture down! Bring *the girl* down! *I'll* take the picture!

  Jack Malloy : No, Floppy, I - I don't wanna do anything. I mean, I'm a married man.

  Mr. Floppy : So is Bill Clinton. Are you saying you're better than our fine President?

  Jack Malloy : Well, yeah. And more importantly, I think my First Lady is bigger and meaner than his!