- Willie Hogan: Math is stupid.
- Jenny: What do you mean?
- Willie Hogan: All I mean is... once you're out of school, when are you gonna use it?
- Mark Hogan: ...Every day.
- David Hogan: [as Willie waits anxiously for a girl to call him back] Listen, Willie - I know this seems tough right now. Believe me - it gets worse.
- Valerie Hogan: Sometimes, in a family, you do things you don't have to do - or don't want to do - simply because they make someone else happy.
- Mark Hogan: I just want to make one thing clear: You may be going on a date, and I may be going with you, but I am *not* going on a date. I am merely an escort - there under duress.
- Willie Hogan: Every time I open my mouth, something stupid comes out. It's like I'm possessed by Pee-wee Herman.