- David Hogan: Hey, Rich - do me a favor. Next time you decide to get wasted, do it far away from me - OK?
- Rich: You know, even if I had a little buzz on, I was feeling good, OK? I thought that's why you threw the party in the first place.
- David Hogan: So you could get tanked? No. I thought I was cheering up a friend by having a few people over.
- Rich: A friend? You treated me like I was one of your baby brothers! Who are you to tell me what I can or can't do? What else do I need your permission for? "Dave, can I go to the bathroom?"
- David Hogan: Look, why don't you just go?
- Rich: I am. But I could have driven.
- David Hogan: But I didn't think so, OK? I had to make a judgment call, and I'm not sorry - because I would rather have you hate me than live the rest of my life knowing they had to scrape my best friend off the highway because I kept my mouth shut. And you're right about something else: I treated you exactly like I would have treated a brother.
- Willie Hogan: We are here to fish, and to hike, and to explore the wilderness!
- Mark Hogan: One packet of trail mix, and suddenly he's Daniel Boone.
- Sandy Hogan: Possibly the worst meal in the history of food.
- Willie Hogan: Well, I wouldn't say that.
- Sandy Hogan: Oh, come on, Willie. You ordered the all-you-can-eat rib special; you barely ate half a rib.
- Willie Hogan: That was all I could eat.
- Michael Hogan: You surprise me. Look - maybe I never said this, but I happen to admire your enthusiasm. I think it's one of your best qualities. So, if once in a while you're a little off the mark, I think you're entitled.
- Rich: He embarrassed me, in front of everyone I know.
- Sandy Hogan: Sit down... Um... I know the kind of friendship that you two have - and it doesn't come along very often. Are you really willing to just give it up like that?
- Rich: Maybe Dave should have thought of that, before he locked me in the closet.
- Sandy Hogan: Maybe he did.