Sandy Duncan: Sandy Hogan

Quotes 

• Sandy Hogan : I've got those, uh, college applications for you.

  Burt : Got any for a monastery? I want to major in solitude.

• Burt : Who are we kiddin'? What girl would ever want me?

  Sandy Hogan : You have a lot of great qualities. You're gentle, you're sensitive, you're thoughtful - and you're good-looking.

  Burt : You really mean it?

  Sandy Hogan : Let me tell you something: I wish that there were a lot more guys in this world with qualities like yours.

• Willie Hogan : That Dr. Thornson's a really nice guy.

  Mark Hogan : He's a butcher.

  Sandy Hogan : Are you alright, Mark?

  Michael Hogan : Mark had his first cavity.

  Mark Hogan : It was a nightmare, Sandy. The probing, the poking - and that needle! It looked like a meat thermometer!

  Michael Hogan : Mark's never had novocaine.

• Willie Hogan : Come on, Mark - I'll go get you an aspirin and some water.

  Mark Hogan : Oh - thanks.

  Sandy Hogan : That's very thoughtful of you, Will.

  Willie Hogan : Not really. I just want to watch the water dribble down his chin.

• Sandy Hogan : You know he's a good enough friend that he'll understand something like this.

  Burt : Yeah - Dave's a pretty good guy. If things had worked out between us, I'd have been proud to call him my nephew.