Steve Witting: Burt

Quotes 

• David Hogan : You said yourself, she's hot for you.

  Burt : We just sit together in two classes - and we always eat lunch at the same table.

  David Hogan : Well, what are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?

  Rich : Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

  Burt : I guess. Why must I be a teenager in love?

• David Hogan : How'd it go?

  Burt : Well, I'd rank it somewhere between the Titanic and the Hindenburg.

• Sandy Hogan : I've got those, uh, college applications for you.

  Burt : Got any for a monastery? I want to major in solitude.

• Burt : Who are we kiddin'? What girl would ever want me?

  Sandy Hogan : You have a lot of great qualities. You're gentle, you're sensitive, you're thoughtful - and you're good-looking.

  Burt : You really mean it?

  Sandy Hogan : Let me tell you something: I wish that there were a lot more guys in this world with qualities like yours.

• Sandy Hogan : You know he's a good enough friend that he'll understand something like this.

  Burt : Yeah - Dave's a pretty good guy. If things had worked out between us, I'd have been proud to call him my nephew.