- Willie Hogan: He's the best teacher I've ever had. Feel like I've actually met Shakespeare.
- Sandy Hogan: You and Shirley MacLaine.
- Willie Hogan: I wanted to get there early, so I could copy over my homework.
- Mark Hogan: You know, there is nothing worse than a born-again student.
- David Hogan: Mrs. Poole is just always doing so many nice things for us; I didn't think you'd mind a little inconvenience.
- Sandy Hogan: Well, that - that's true, Dave. But this little inconvenience could pull the Budweiser wagon.
- Lawrence: School's not the place to be doing your nails.
- Tracy Nash: Who died and made you Max Factor?
- Mark Hogan: I got an A-minus... but I am in no way threatened by Willie's academic achievement.
- David Hogan: Ha! Look - it's driving him nuts!
- David Hogan: How do I get myself in these awful situations, huh?
- Sandy Hogan: Well, you didn't think ahead. You promise more than you can deliver. Uh, you act without really considering the consequences.
- David Hogan: That was a rhetorical question, OK?
- Sandy Hogan: I am gonna go out, and put up some more of those flyers.
- David Hogan: Well, what should I do?
- Sandy Hogan: Shop for a dog suit. If Casey doesn't show up, you're moving in with the Pooles.
- Willie Hogan: I tried writing poems, but - but they weren't good enough. Not good enough to show you.
- Mr. Cameron: Why would you worry about showing them to me?
- Willie Hogan: Because you thought I was a good student - and I didn't want you to know that... I'm not.