Sandy Duncan: Sandy Hogan

Quotes 

• Mark Hogan : Willie, at least give it a try - you might even like it!

  Willie Hogan : Oh, sure - easy for you to say; you got a great girl to do it with.

  Sandy Hogan : Uh, guys? Uh... do I want to know what you're talkin' about?

  Willie Hogan : We just got married.

  Sandy Hogan : I thought I told you to come straight home from school.

• Mark Hogan : [to Willie]  You've got no right to complain - you got the best career of anyone in class. Go on - show her.

  Sandy Hogan : [taking a crumpled paper from Willie and reading]  "Dr. William Hogan, heart surgeon." Well - very impressive! How 'bout you, Mark?

  Mark Hogan : Oh - well, not so good. I'm an unemployed artist, trying to support four children.

  Sandy Hogan : Oh, dear... You know something? I think I donated to that family last Christmas.

  Mark Hogan : Well, at least my wife's working. She's a cashier at 7-Eleven.

• Sandy Hogan : Why don't you ask 'em to stay for dinner?

  Mark Hogan : Oh, good idea! You know, that'll give us enough time to balance our checkbooks and to work out our household budgets.

  Sandy Hogan : Yeah - that sounds like *my* wedding night.

• Mark Hogan : I'd like to introduce you to my wife - Tracy.

  Sandy Hogan : Well - nice to meet you. Good luck.

  Sandy Hogan : [turning to Willie]  And...?

  Willie Hogan : ...Oh, yeah - that's Janice, the old ball and chain.

• Willie Hogan : You're asking a heart surgeon to set the table?

  Sandy Hogan : No, I'm *telling* a heart surgeon to set the table.

  Willie Hogan : I'll go scrub up.

• Mark Hogan : I suppose you just happened to be at... the library?

  Sandy Hogan : Oh, Willie... the library.

  Willie Hogan : I go there a lot. I'm an avid reader.

• Willie Hogan : Yes - I arranged to meet Tracy at the library.

  Sandy Hogan : In the Young Adultery section, no doubt.

• Sandy Hogan : Mark, are you and Tracy unhappy?

  Mark Hogan : Unhappy? We're living lives of quiet desperation.

• Sandy Hogan : How are you two doing?

  Willie Hogan : Not so good - we just got slapped with another lawsuit.

  Sandy Hogan : Not malpractice again?

  Willie Hogan : No, this one's from the IRS.