- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: For the Mansbridge Experiment to succeed, my night school vampires will have to coexist with my regular day school. For these young predators must learn to live among the living, but invisibly.
- Merrill Young: Hi. I'm Merrill
- Drew French: I know.
- Merrill Young: I thought I'd introduce myself since we're all new here.
- Drew French: Hi, Merrill. I'm cellmate #666.
- Merrill Young: I didn't know we were in prison.
- Drew French: No? Look around you. Does this seem like paradise to you?
- Sherry Woods: Well, here I am again. Back at school. And even though I'm surrounded by people, nothing changes. I still feel like I'm all alone. It's like there's this emptiness inside me that's trying to swallow me up. And I keep hoping to find someone. Someone who really gets me. Who likes me for me, and not for who they want me to be. Where is he? The one special person who will rescue me from loneliness.
- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: Pick up your first assignments as you leave. Any cheating is punishable immediate expulsion. Oh. As is the other cardinal rule around here. No mixing with the day school.
- Essie Rachimova: They must be rich kids.
- Karl Todman: Good. I have expensive taste.
- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: No mixing!
- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: Why are you here, Sherry?
- Sherry Woods: Because my parents have nothing better to do with their money. Why are you here?
- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: To help you take control of your life.
- Sherry Woods: Don't you have anything better to do with yours?
- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: No.
- Dr. Reginald Murdoch: A vampire must learn to live among the living, invisibly. A rule that, once broken, leaves both worlds forever changed.