Michael Madsen: Mr. Chapel

Quotes 

• J.J. : You're gonna hit me again, aren't you?

  Chapel : Yes, yes I am, J.J.

  J.J. : Why?

  Chapel : Well, when I was a kid I... I lost a toy pony and I'm still mad.

• J.J. : You, ah, visiting somebody, or you just passing through?

  Chapel : Business.

  J.J. : Oh, yeah? What kind?

  Chapel : I sell diapers.

  J.J. : Make a good living?

  Chapel : Well, J.J., it's been my experience that, ah, there's an awful lot a wet little butts out there that need wiping.

• Chapel : [leading J.J. on]  You know, J.J. - you have any idea how much I love killing women?

  [laughs] 

  Chapel : I mean, I wouldn't even hurt a dog, and my minimum price for a guy is ten thousand dollars. But women - free. Same goes for cats. There's anything more fun than killing a woman, it's killing a cat.

  [laughs some more] 

  Chapel : Yeah, you know one time, this friend of mine, he had this dancer that was bothering him, and he wanted me to, ah... well, you know. Anyway, you know what show she was in? Cats!

  [laughs hard for J.J] 

  Chapel : That was a good day. I'll never forget it. She had a little fuzzy outfit on, with the whiskers and everything...

  [laughs some more] 

  Chapel : Oh boy, you know - sometimes I think my best days are behind me.