Michael Madsen: Mr. Chapel

Quotes 

• Dr. Alan Walker : [upon finding Mr. Chapel in his home]  How'd you get in here?

  Mr. Chapel : Magic.

• Mr. Chapel : I've been taking a look at some of your files here. You put away a lot of bad guys. Your father worked for Hoover. Did those guys wear dresses back then, like they say, or was that like optional?

  Dr. Alan Walker : Don't talk about my father!

  Mr. Chapel : I know; you looked up to him, which is funny, because all he ever did was his job. Never wrote any bestsellers, and never went on any talk shows. He sure as heck never met Tom Hanks. Anyway, I got a proposal for you. What do you think about Pauly Shore, as you, to put a different spin on things? I mean, let's face it; life right now, isn't very important. It's the movie that's gotta be great. And Pauly brings in the kids. Anyway, mull it over. Give me a call. You're gonna be really famous, just like I promised. So famous you won't believe it.

• [Mr. Chapel and KC observe via secret video surveillance] 

  Dr. Alan Walker : All right, listen up, here's what we have so far: an organized offender, someone skilled and experienced in violence. But he would never use a gun, oh no, THAT wouldn't be personal enough! A dark sense of humor, with roots in personal tragedy, a stressor that set him upon his current path; a searing personal loss that has cut him off from all personal ties. He needs to control his emotions and his environment, yet requires complete freedom. So he seeks familiarity by staying in a hotel chain, the same one wherever he goes. I've already contacted -

  KC Griffin : [to Mr. Chapel, while Walker continues speaking]  Good guess, huh?

  [Mr. Chapel nods uncomfortably] 

  Dr. Alan Walker : - local law enforcement, and made this search a top-level priority. I've got local units spearheading a door-to-door search of every chain, hotel and motel, within the city limits. They have our composite, so I want a tactical unit ready to roll on their signal. Any questions?

  [Hearing the sounds of multiple cars outside, KC moves to the window as FBI continues talking, and sees police cars converging in the parking lot] 

  KC Griffin : Uhh, Mr. Chapel? That "door-to-door search" is at OUR door. I don't remember this part of the plan.

  Mr. Chapel : That's 'cause it's not.

  KC Griffin : [shocked]  What?

  Mr. Chapel : This guy is good.

  Police Officer #1 : [knocking on their motel room door]  Police! Open up!

  [knocking continues] 

  Mr. Chapel : He's VERY good.

• [Searching for Mr. Chapel, two police officers hastily leave after bursting into the motel bathroom as KC is in the shower. Once the police have gone, Mr. Chapel steps out from the rear of the running shower] 

  Mr. Chapel : You oughtta have that mole looked at.

  KC Griffin : [letting go of the shower curtain, revealing she is fully dressed from the shoulders down]  It's a freckle.