- Triana Orpheus: Hey, how come I never see you in school?
- Dean Venture: I'm tutored by a box my pop made. It gets so hot... in the box my pop made...
- Triana Orpheus: That's kinda screwy.
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: [after examining Dr. Venture's latest invention] What the hell is this thing made out of?
- Dr. Venture: [suspiciously] Nothing.
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: Come on...
- Dr. Venture: All right, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: Just tell me one.
- Dr. Venture: [mumbling] An... orphan.
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: A what?
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: [clearing his throat] An orphan?
- Dr. Venture: Did you say... an ORPHAN?
- Dr. Venture: [weakly] Yeah, a little orphan boy.
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: It's powered by a forsaken child?
- Dr. Venture: [defensive] Might be, kind of - I mean I didn't use the whole thing!
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: Orpheus! I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus! And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos!
- Dr. Venture: They give out Ph.Ds for that?
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: [in a lowered voice] Junior college upstate, communication major, minor in women's studies. But I assure you, sir, the doctor title was bestowed upon me by a higher power than a mere college professor!
- Hank Venture, Dean Venture: GO TEAM VENTURE!
- Dr. Byron Orpheus: Yes, go Team Venture!
- Dr. Venture: Oh for God's sake, don't encourage them.
- Dean Venture: Hank and I just woke up on the floor. We were playing Ouija and a guy hypnotized us.
- Dr. Venture: Dean?
- Dean Venture: With his magical Dracula powers.
- Dr. Venture: Dean I'm going to turn around now and you'd better be on fire. You're standing there in flames and the only person who can put you out is me! Because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!
- Hank Venture: [Attempting to wake up Brock in his room by shaking his arm] G'mornin', Brock...
- Brock Samson: [Wakes with an involuntary choke hold on Hank, sees that it's Hank and drops him] Hank... you alright?
- Hank Venture: [recuperating on the floor] I think I will be.
- Brock Samson: [regains his stoic posture] Hank, ya gotta quit sneakin' up on me like that.
- Dr. Venture: Dean, what are you doing in there? I need to take a shower.
- Dean Venture: I'm practicing being a boyfriend, Pop!
- Dr. Venture: Never mind, Dean.