The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Ghosts of the Sargasso (2004)

Michael Sinterniklaas: Dean Venture

Quotes 

• Dean Venture , Hank Venture : GO TEAM VENTURE!

  Brock Samson : ...I dunno, they just do that.

• Pirate Captain : You're not very good liar are you Dean?

  Dean Venture : Maybe.

• Ghost Pirate 1 : [Watching Brock beat up the fake Ghost Pirate]  Oh my God, he's gettin' his ass kicked! We gotta save him!

  Ghost Pirate 2 : Are you kiddin'? My sword's made of cardboard.

  Pirate Captain : Enough!

  Pirate Captain : [Everyone stops fighting]  Get off that man before he kills the hole lot'o'ye.

  Pirate Captain : [Holding Dean as a shield at gunpoint]  I don't think he wants to see what his child is made of.

  [Overcorrecting himself] 

  Pirate Captain : I mean, what he's really made of, not like a test of his mettle...

  Brock Samson : [Interrupting]  We heard you the first time...

  Pirate Captain : [Interrupting]  Silence! Your insolence will not be tolerated... again.

  [Motioning to the fake Ghost Pirate lying motionless on the deck] 

  Pirate Captain : Hey, is that guy dead?

  Brock Samson : Yeah, probably.

  Pirate Captain : [Irritated]  Oh, c'mon! Was that necessary? Really?

  Dean Venture : Your plan was almost flawless, only, that's no ghost...

  Pirate Captain : [Sarcastically]  Oh, ya' think, genius. What was it that tipped ya' off, brainiac? Was it the rubber mask; maybe the huge zipper?

  [to Brock] 

  Pirate Captain : But you had to go and kill 'im anyway. If you'd a played by the rules, the Ghost Pirate rules, none of this would have happened! But, no, you had to go and kill a guy.