The Venture Bros. (TV Series)
The Trial of the Monarch (2004)
James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture, The Phantom Limb, Judge
Quotes
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[referring to her old, skimpy costume]
Dr. Girlfriend : I can't believe you saved it. What are these hard chunks?
Phantom Limb : My... tears.
[Present day]
The Monarch : *Tears*? You have to be kidding me! You know that sick, deformed slob... you know he was pounding his invisible meat all over that skimpy...
Dr. Venture : That's it! Objection! Your honor, I have children listening to this potty talk.
Judge : Sustained. I want that last part stricken from the record. And my mind.
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Judge : Now if it was up to me, you'd have been in chains an hour ago. But this is a trial by jury, and it's up to your peers to decide this.
The Monarch : Peers? PEERS? How dare you! That repulsive display of humanity out there? NO WAY! A list of my peers would read as follows: Flying Squid and Tigeriffic; Truckules; Lord Mostly-Magic; King Fantastic Outfit; Fee Waybill of the Tubes; SuicideGirl Teagan; Bill "Superfoot" Wallace; Happy-Go-Clucky and Swiss Misstery; Chaka Igloo; and my 8th grade earth science teacher Mr. Tringe! Oh, and Bizarro Oscar Wilde as an alternate.
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Judge : [speaking to The Monarch] You're on thin ice, but do you get off the ice? Hell, no! You jump up and down like a lunatic having a - a conniption fit!