- Gia Goodman: Mrs Hauser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower?
- Deborah Hauser: No Gia, Chlamydia is not a flower.
- Gia Goodman: Well, we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house.
- Veronica: Your trellis is a whore.
- Madison Sinclair: Pretty Woman is still my favorite movie. Vivien is, like, my hero.
- Veronica: ...She's a hooker.
- Gia Goodman: Yeah, but only because she had to be!
- Veronica: ...She's a hooker!
- Kendall: You wanna go back to playing grabass with cheerleaders that have just mastered missionary? See ya. You want things to keep going the way they've been going, I'm gonna need a few things.
- Logan: I'm sorry, 'see ya' was option A? Bessie, when the milk stops being free, I stop drinking it.
- Kendall: Then what am I supposed to do?
- Logan: Frankly, my dear... you know the rest.