Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Bradley Joseph: Felix Toombs

Quotes 

• Weevil : Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. But even then, it's not so much words - just a bunch of 'oohs' and 'aahs,' you know?

  Veronica Mars : So it's big, huh?

  Weevil : Legendary.

  Veronica Mars : Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend.

  [gasps] 

  Veronica Mars : We could go to prom together! What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato.

  Felix Toombs : Dude, Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that.

  Veronica Mars : Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it, too.

  Felix Toombs : Oh hell, I'll show you mine!

• Felix Toombs : Hey, yo, is this O-Town any good? I mean my little sister likes it, but you know she likes ponies and juice boxes too.