Dawn French: Geraldine Granger

Quotes 

• Alice : I haven't been so excited since I got the card saying I won the beauty contest, do you remember?

  Reverend Geraldine Granger : We were playing monopoly at the time, weren't we?

  Alice : That's right. I was *so* proud.

  Reverend Geraldine Granger : Yeah. Off you go then, sad little lunatic.

• Frank Pickle : Tell me, vicar. Is Alice all right.

  Reverend Geraldine Granger : Oh, she's absolutely fine. Please feel free to just step right over them.

  [camera pans out to show Alice and Hugo lying in the walkway making out] 

• Geraldine Granger : Tell me Father, what would the Catholic stance be here? Would it be murder, when the brain's already dead?

  [points to Alice and Hugo] 

• Geraldine Granger : Owen, is there any particular reason for your visit or have you come here specifically to insult our guest?

  Owen Newitt : Yes, that's right. That is the purpose of my visit.

• David Horton : They rot the brain, they warp the mind, and they destroy the very fabric of our society. Now surely, it's up to the Church to take a moral stand and speak out against them.

  Geraldine Granger : Right, I'll mention it to the Bishop. Deep hostility in Dibley to all programs starring Anthea Turner.

• Geraldine Granger : Back in a sex... sec! Sec not sex.