The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Happy New Year (2005)
James Fleet: Hugo Horton
Quotes
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[Alice and Hugo arrive at the vicarage, the latter wearing a kilt]
Alice Horton : Sorry the dating was a total disaster. So we've come up with an alternative present.
Geraldine Granger : What, we're going to dance reels, are we?
[laughs]
Hugo Horton : [Chuckles] No.
Alice Horton : No. We thought you might like a baby. And since you can't get a man to give you one, we thought maybe Hugo could help you out.
[Geraldine gapes]
Alice Horton : he's already given me eight children.
Hugo Horton : Ten.
Alice Horton : Ten children. So I can guarantee he is top quality stuff.
Geraldine Granger : [Uncertainly] Right.
Alice Horton : Although obviously, there is nothing sexual about it. Hugo doesn't find you remotely attractive.
Geraldine Granger : Thanks, that's... nice to know.
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Alice Horton : Any ideas on what she might like?
Owen Newitt : Mel Gibson.
Alice Horton : Oh.
David Horton : You think you can buy Mel Gibson?
Jim Trott : No no no no, but you might be able to rent him for an hour or two.
Frank Pickle : Of course, he's very keen on the church. He made that film about Jesus.
Hugo Horton : Oh, 'Passion of the Christ'.
Owen Newitt : That film made me very angry.
Hugo Horton : Me too.
Owen Newitt : An 18-certificate film with the word, "Passion" in the title, and not one scene of gratuitous sex.