The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Happy New Year (2005)

Roger Lloyd Pack: Owen Newitt

Quotes 

• Alice Horton : Any ideas on what she might like?

  Owen Newitt : Mel Gibson.

  Alice Horton : Oh.

  David Horton : You think you can buy Mel Gibson?

  Jim Trott : No no no no, but you might be able to rent him for an hour or two.

  Frank Pickle : Of course, he's very keen on the church. He made that film about Jesus.

  Hugo Horton : Oh, 'Passion of the Christ'.

  Owen Newitt : That film made me very angry.

  Hugo Horton : Me too.

  Owen Newitt : An 18-certificate film with the word, "Passion" in the title, and not one scene of gratuitous sex.

• Geraldine Granger : Owen.

  Owen Newitt : Your royal babeness.

  Geraldine Granger : What in hell's hell are you doing here?

  Owen Newitt : It sounded like my cup of tea. Lots of desperate women looking for love in a confined area.