The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

The Christmas Lunch Incident (1996)

Gary Waldhorn: David Horton

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Hugo Horton : I-I-I'm not a great speech-maker. Get so nervous I usually start gibbering absolute talkish. I-I-I I just wanted to say: this village didn't amount to doodle-squat before the vicar arrived. N-Now it's a fantastic place to live.

  Jim Trott , Owen Newitt , Frank Pickle : Hear, hear!

  Owen Newitt : She's the first person ever to make me feel genuinely desirable.

  Hugo Horton : Exactly, Owen. So I-I-I'd like you all to raise your glasses to our own dear vicar.

  Jim Trott , Owen Newitt , Frank Pickle : Hear, hear.

  David Horton : To the vicar!

  David Horton , Alice Tinker , Jim Trott , Owen Newitt , Frank Pickle : The vicar!

  Hugo Horton : And we hope she soon recovers from what seems to have been a truly sensational bout of indigestion.

  Geraldine Granger : [from the WC]  Thanks a lot. I should be out just after New Year.

• [Playing Charades, everyone is mystified by Alice holding a tupperware container of spaghetti in one hand and a jar of mayonnaise in the other] 

  David Horton : It's definitely a film?

  Alice Tinker : Yes.

  Frank Pickle : And it is one word?

  Alice Tinker : [laughing]  Yes!

  [Everyone shrugs] 

  Alice Tinker : Give up?

  David Horton , Frank Pickle , Hugo Horton , Jim Trott , Owen Newitt : Yes!

  Alice Tinker : It's Jars!

  Jim Trott : Jars?

  Alice Tinker : I've not seen it, but apparently it's about these big jars that attack people.

  Owen Newitt : Jaws, you stupid girl! You're talking about Jaws!