Monologue: Swimming, Doctors and Chemist / Doorbells Album / Barmy Shoe Shop / Announcer: Dressing Gown Plays / Fitted Kitchen, Ill-Fitting Relationships / I Remember / Anti-mugging Spray / "A Simple Northern Boy" Song / Lingerie Shop / Video Box: Mothers Want Fashions / Acorn Antiques: Moped Birthmarks / Acorn Antiques Book: A Waning Moon Advert / Piano Shopping / "To Be An Actress" Documentary / Pause For Thought: Eggs Cooking / Announcer: Weekend Events.
—Samb Hicks