- Bam Margera: You fatboys need proper rock training.
- Bam's Dad: I got the Elvis shit, Bam. I don't need rock training.
- Bam Margera: You're too fat to be Elvis.
- Bam's Dad: He got chubby!
- Bam Margera: Yeah, he got chubby- you're fullblown FAT!
- Bam Margera: You Fatboys need rock star training.
- Bam's Dad: Bam, I got the Elvis sh*t. I don't need training.
- Bam Margera: Nah, you're too fat to be Elvis.
- Bam's Dad: He got chubby!
- Bam Margera: Yeah, he got chubby- You're full blown fat!
- Bam Margera: [after Phil makes Bam turn off the Jukebox] What a boner killer.
- Bam's Dad: That's not a boner killer.