WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

A Family Affair (1980)

Jan Smithers: Bailey Quarters

Quotes 

• Bailey Quarters : Venus, you will have fun! All you have to do is put on this fish-suit and hold on to the bar.

  [shrugs] 

  Venus Flytrap : Then why don't you do it?

  Bailey Quarters : What would that prove? People want to see a star. Now, you are a star. Think of it. You'll be flying way up high in the air. Your hair will be flowing in the breeze.

  [Venus frowns, he doesn't have that sort of hair] 

  Bailey Quarters : Or not.

  [chuckles nervously] 

  Bailey Quarters : Venus, uh, this is my promotional idea, and... I need your help. Now, I sent Herb up this past weekend, but who's Herb? A nobody! I need a star!

  [slams little fist in the palm of her hand] 

  Bailey Quarters : I want a star!

• Bailey Quarters : Andy! Picture yourself flying way up high in the air. Your hair is flowing in the breeze...

  [strokes his hair] 

  Bailey Quarters : Now, that stuff will flow!

  Andy Travis : Not now, Bailey.

  [goes off] 

  Bailey Quarters : Okay,

  [snaps fingers] 

  Bailey Quarters : I'll just go ask Johnny.