WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Hoodlum Rock (1978)

Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek

Quotes 

• Herb Tarlek : Hey Big Guy, have you ever heard a Scum record?

  Arthur Carlson : This may amaze you, Herb, but, uh, no.

  Herb Tarlek : Yeah well, I wrote down the lyrics to one called "Love is Murder", you wanna hear it?

  Arthur Carlson : What choices do I have?

  Herb Tarlek : Yeah. "Love is murder, murder is love, I'm a rock 'n' roll hoodlum with a black leather glove. Knock me down, baby, step on my face, I'm a fool for ya baby, let's blow up this place." Kinda catchy, huh?

• Herb Tarlek : Hi. Hear the news? Woody Hayes is missing.

  Jennifer Marlowe : Who is Woody Hayes?

  Herb Tarlek : "Who's Woody Hayes?" Only the famous Ohio State football coach. Boy, where have you been?

  Jennifer Marlowe : [taunting]  Out with other men, Herb. Letting them have their way with me.

  Herb Tarlek : [burying his face in his mail in emotional agony]  Don't say that, Jennifer.

  Jennifer Marlowe : It's true, Herb. You wanna know what else?

  Herb Tarlek : [before rushing off]  No, I don't wanna hear it.